My campus is covered in oranges and the oranges have ads on them (the black stickers).
Nice try Strex. But we know your game.
I’m cracking up because I imagine the night before Strex employees meticulously placing oranges around the place and measuring to make sure they are all equidistant from each other.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
I HATE THIS TEXT POST
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
We’re all gonna get old and wrinkly one day
no we’re not we’re black
i see no lies
the multiple meanings of that “no we’re not we’re black” though lol
you could get shot down by cops, or you could just be sexy and old but look 20 still