ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
But you merely adopted the dark
I was born in it, molded by it
why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
A descendant of the only black family on the Titanic said she is determined to keep the memory of her ancestors alive, giving them their rightful place in history. Marlie Alberts said she is a descendant of the Haitian-born, French-educated black man, Joseph Laroche, whose maiden voyage on the Titanic is well-documented but remains obscure to the general public. Louise Laroche was traveling with his pregnant wife, Juliette Lafargue, and their two young daughters, Simonne and Louise. His wife and chi…
*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again
I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
but why is this pan character me?
I just need my ace foil.. <3 :3